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Monday, December 08, 2008
this is an absolutely hilarious song. provided you get it la. 500k views in a day is not a joke!
click on the video and view it at high quality in full screen. I never knew youtube videos could be this clear.
UPDATE: 780k views as I add the lyrics to this post at 11.50PM... 200+k additional views in a short few hours. and it is only this particular one among the hundreds uploaded on youtube.
this is the first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". in stores 10th February 2009.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
the video is directed by the amazing team behind Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts.
NOTE: Lyrics are suggestive. and it is probably really what it suggests. LOL.
Jizz in My Pants - The Lonely Island
Lock eyes, from across the room
Down my drink while the rythmn's boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the laces fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I...
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize that's just absurd
Mainly I'll fault for the way that 'cha dance
And now I jizzed in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change.
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now most-a-ly
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
This checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend'
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
Oh we're going to need a cleanup on Aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting alot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Lask week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Check my phone and saw you rang
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding in the streets with the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
When I ...
Jizzed in my pants
The next day, my alarm goes off
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
Opened my window and a breeze rolls in
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense
I ...
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I...
Jizzed in my pants
I went ...
Jizzed in my pants (ok, seriously you guys, can we? ok?)
[Bridge]
I jizz right in my pants everything you next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessesity
'Cos I ...
Jizz in my pants
I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants
I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants
click on the video and view it at high quality in full screen. I never knew youtube videos could be this clear.
UPDATE: 780k views as I add the lyrics to this post at 11.50PM... 200+k additional views in a short few hours. and it is only this particular one among the hundreds uploaded on youtube.
this is the first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". in stores 10th February 2009.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
the video is directed by the amazing team behind Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts.
NOTE: Lyrics are suggestive. and it is probably really what it suggests. LOL.
Jizz in My Pants - The Lonely Island
Lock eyes, from across the room
Down my drink while the rythmn's boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the laces fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I...
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize that's just absurd
Mainly I'll fault for the way that 'cha dance
And now I jizzed in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change.
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now most-a-ly
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
This checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend'
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
Oh we're going to need a cleanup on Aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting alot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Lask week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Check my phone and saw you rang
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding in the streets with the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
When I ...
Jizzed in my pants
The next day, my alarm goes off
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
Opened my window and a breeze rolls in
And I ...
Jizzed in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense
I ...
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I...
Jizzed in my pants
I went ...
Jizzed in my pants (ok, seriously you guys, can we? ok?)
[Bridge]
I jizz right in my pants everything you next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessesity
'Cos I ...
Jizz in my pants
I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants
I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants
