Inbox - 19/1 - Friday
Friday, January 19, 2007
got this lameass story off hardwarezone as usual. people's crap generation techniques are so boundless that it fails to not amuse me even till today.
is the story authentic as it claims? actually I dont know too. I did change things here and there to clean it up since the original creator has totally fu... messed up english.
companies should really hire the person who wrote this story to do an ad for them.
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This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name is Jolene. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boyfriend named Benedict. Both of them are true lovers. They always talk on the phone and you can never see them without their handphones.
She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Benedict. Jolene's family knows about their relationship. Benedict is very close with Jolene's family. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents.
After her death, people cannot lift her coffin up. I was there and many people, including myself tried to but still failed. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of her father.
He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her friends told Darin about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket.
After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked.
Jolene's parents didnt inform Benedict that she had passed away. (pity Benedict). After 2 weeks Benedict called Jolene's mom.
Benedict says "Auntie, I'm coming over today. Dont tell Jolene that I'm coming over today. I wanna suprise her."
Her mother replied "You come over first, I wanna tell you something very important.". After he arrives, they told him the truth about Jolene.
Benedict thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Don't try to fool me. Tell Jolene to come out. I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed him the death certificate. Benedict started to sweat.
He said, shivering "Its not true! We were chatting yesterday. She called me!" At this moment, Benedict's phone rang. "See, this is from Jolene." He showed the phone to Jolene's family.
All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode and all of them heard his conversation loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Jolene. There is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again.
Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked for a while before finally discovering the answer...
Starhub has the best coverage and clarity no matter where you are, even if you are out of the world.
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cleaning up this article is really gruelling since I saw a lot of irritating grammar mistakes I see all the time that results in my pet peeve of correcting others' english.
somewhat lame story in my opinion. so why did I post it? to spread stupidity around. and you have just been stupidifed. lol.
is the story authentic as it claims? actually I dont know too. I did change things here and there to clean it up since the original creator has totally fu... messed up english.
companies should really hire the person who wrote this story to do an ad for them.
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This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name is Jolene. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boyfriend named Benedict. Both of them are true lovers. They always talk on the phone and you can never see them without their handphones.
She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Benedict. Jolene's family knows about their relationship. Benedict is very close with Jolene's family. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents.
After her death, people cannot lift her coffin up. I was there and many people, including myself tried to but still failed. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of her father.
He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her friends told Darin about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket.
After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked.
Jolene's parents didnt inform Benedict that she had passed away. (pity Benedict). After 2 weeks Benedict called Jolene's mom.
Benedict says "Auntie, I'm coming over today. Dont tell Jolene that I'm coming over today. I wanna suprise her."
Her mother replied "You come over first, I wanna tell you something very important.". After he arrives, they told him the truth about Jolene.
Benedict thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Don't try to fool me. Tell Jolene to come out. I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed him the death certificate. Benedict started to sweat.
He said, shivering "Its not true! We were chatting yesterday. She called me!" At this moment, Benedict's phone rang. "See, this is from Jolene." He showed the phone to Jolene's family.
All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode and all of them heard his conversation loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Jolene. There is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again.
Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked for a while before finally discovering the answer...
Starhub has the best coverage and clarity no matter where you are, even if you are out of the world.
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cleaning up this article is really gruelling since I saw a lot of irritating grammar mistakes I see all the time that results in my pet peeve of correcting others' english.
somewhat lame story in my opinion. so why did I post it? to spread stupidity around. and you have just been stupidifed. lol.
