Inbox #2 - 18/10 - Wednesday
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
WARNING: This post is less explicit than the first Inbox post today. BUT it is Singapore NC16 standard. So if you are particularly emo or easily horny, dont read it.
another Inbox post. this is from Kennysia.com's "Win a LG White Chocolate" contest.
before you fanatics jump at it, it is a contest for Malaysians only since delivery is limited to Malaysia. tough luck.
this post is ridden with spelling mistakes and is typed in caps all the way without spacing. he must be real desperate. all I did was to seperate them into paragraphs.
but then it seems sometimes things I find funny are not funny for you all, so well, if it isnt funny. try to be less sarcastic on the tagboard.
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Posted by: julian sabah at 17 October 2006 10:14 PM
HI!!!!!!!U POST IS UP AT 4.58 & I THOUGHT I AM THE FIRST. BUT THEN GOT ERROR 435. WHAT THE HACK.
DESPERATE OR CRAZY THING I DID? HE! HE! HOW ABOUT THIS? I ONCE DATE A LADY & REACH STAGE III ALREADY...WHEN WE ARE ABOUT TO DO U KNOW 'WHAT', SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME, AHEM THAT AREA SAY "WHAT A DENCE JUNGLE U HAVE THERE LUCKLY STILL GOT ONE BIG TREE" GOSH!!!!!!!!THAT IS A REAL
EMBERRASSMENT 4 ME.ANYWAY WE DID WHAT WE DID. BUT I CAN SORT OF FEEL THAT SHE IS NOT SO IMPRESSIVE OR A BIT TURN OFF.
SO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. WELL U HAVE HEAR OF BIKINI WAX BUT ONLY 4 LADIES.ANYWAY I ASK AROUND (INNOCENTLY OF COURSE) NO SUCH LUCK 4 GUY, NO SUCH SERVICE! DAM THEN I HAVE 2 DIY. I SHAVE ALL THE 'DENCE JUNGLE' MYSELF TO IMPRESS THE LADY. IN THE PROCESS I CUT MYSELF A NUMBER OF SMALL CUT. U KNOW GUY WHEN OUR BALL R HARD IT IS VERY WINKLES & DAM HARD 2 SHAVE. THE BIG 'ROD' & SUROUNDING IS EASY. WHOAL!! LOOK NICE & VERY CLEAN & 'NEW' AFTER THAT.
SO THE VERY NEXT DAY WE HAVE ANOTHER SESSION OF U KNOW 'WHAT'. I SAY 2 HER "I HAVE A BIG SURPRICE 4 U,LAST NIGHT U DON'T LIKE MINE JUNGLE WITH ONE SINGLE GAINT TREE, SO DARLING TONIGHT I PRESENT 2 U A BIG SAHARA DESERT WITH ONE BIG GAINT CARTUS, TARA!!!".THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!!HE! HE! THE EXPERANCE IS MUCH ENJOYABLE.
AH!!!THE STORY DON'T END HERE. TWO DAY LATER MINE LIFE IS A LIVING HELL.THE 'SAHARA' IS STARTING 2 TURN BACK 2 'BUSHLAND'.OMG THE FEELING IS TERRIBLE, MINE FAMILY JEWEL IS BEING TORTURE LEFT,RIGHT & CENTRE & I DON'T FANCY 'CLEARING THE BUSHLAND' AS THE LADY WENT OVERSEA (SHIP! IF I HAVE KNOW EARLIER I WOULN'T 2 SURPRISE HER).SO THE NEXT BEST THING I DO IS 2 APPLY A LOT PERFUME POWDER BETWEEN MINE LEG A FEW TIMES PER DAY.PEOPLE PUT PERFUME POWDER ON THEIR ARMPIT I JUST GOT ONE EXTRA PLACE TO PUT.
NEEDLESS 2 SAY 4 THE NEXT FEW WEEK I SMELL DAM NICE.(LUCKLY NOBODY SAY I SMELL LIKE AH KUA). I ACTUALLY USE UP 2 BOTTLE OF PERFUME POWDER. SO WHAT SAY U. IS THAT DESPERATE/CRAZY TO WIN A GIRLS HEART? BTW IF I SHOULD WIN THE PHONE CAN U KEEP MINE ID SECRET? I DON'T FANCY PEOPLE 2 KNOWN ME. "HORNY ANG MOH" IS JUST U NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR.
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HEY!YOU SHOULD LOOK AT MY EXPERSSION TOO WHEN I READ YOU COMMENT FOR THE FIRSTS TIME!!!IT IS PRICELESS TOO!!!!HE!HE!!!HE!!!!IF I AM KENNY SIA I WILL GIVE YOU THE PRICE!!!!
another Inbox post. this is from Kennysia.com's "Win a LG White Chocolate" contest.
before you fanatics jump at it, it is a contest for Malaysians only since delivery is limited to Malaysia. tough luck.
this post is ridden with spelling mistakes and is typed in caps all the way without spacing. he must be real desperate. all I did was to seperate them into paragraphs.
but then it seems sometimes things I find funny are not funny for you all, so well, if it isnt funny. try to be less sarcastic on the tagboard.
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Posted by: julian sabah at 17 October 2006 10:14 PM
HI!!!!!!!U POST IS UP AT 4.58 & I THOUGHT I AM THE FIRST. BUT THEN GOT ERROR 435. WHAT THE HACK.
DESPERATE OR CRAZY THING I DID? HE! HE! HOW ABOUT THIS? I ONCE DATE A LADY & REACH STAGE III ALREADY...WHEN WE ARE ABOUT TO DO U KNOW 'WHAT', SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME, AHEM THAT AREA SAY "WHAT A DENCE JUNGLE U HAVE THERE LUCKLY STILL GOT ONE BIG TREE" GOSH!!!!!!!!THAT IS A REAL
EMBERRASSMENT 4 ME.ANYWAY WE DID WHAT WE DID. BUT I CAN SORT OF FEEL THAT SHE IS NOT SO IMPRESSIVE OR A BIT TURN OFF.
SO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. WELL U HAVE HEAR OF BIKINI WAX BUT ONLY 4 LADIES.ANYWAY I ASK AROUND (INNOCENTLY OF COURSE) NO SUCH LUCK 4 GUY, NO SUCH SERVICE! DAM THEN I HAVE 2 DIY. I SHAVE ALL THE 'DENCE JUNGLE' MYSELF TO IMPRESS THE LADY. IN THE PROCESS I CUT MYSELF A NUMBER OF SMALL CUT. U KNOW GUY WHEN OUR BALL R HARD IT IS VERY WINKLES & DAM HARD 2 SHAVE. THE BIG 'ROD' & SUROUNDING IS EASY. WHOAL!! LOOK NICE & VERY CLEAN & 'NEW' AFTER THAT.
SO THE VERY NEXT DAY WE HAVE ANOTHER SESSION OF U KNOW 'WHAT'. I SAY 2 HER "I HAVE A BIG SURPRICE 4 U,LAST NIGHT U DON'T LIKE MINE JUNGLE WITH ONE SINGLE GAINT TREE, SO DARLING TONIGHT I PRESENT 2 U A BIG SAHARA DESERT WITH ONE BIG GAINT CARTUS, TARA!!!".THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!!HE! HE! THE EXPERANCE IS MUCH ENJOYABLE.
AH!!!THE STORY DON'T END HERE. TWO DAY LATER MINE LIFE IS A LIVING HELL.THE 'SAHARA' IS STARTING 2 TURN BACK 2 'BUSHLAND'.OMG THE FEELING IS TERRIBLE, MINE FAMILY JEWEL IS BEING TORTURE LEFT,RIGHT & CENTRE & I DON'T FANCY 'CLEARING THE BUSHLAND' AS THE LADY WENT OVERSEA (SHIP! IF I HAVE KNOW EARLIER I WOULN'T 2 SURPRISE HER).SO THE NEXT BEST THING I DO IS 2 APPLY A LOT PERFUME POWDER BETWEEN MINE LEG A FEW TIMES PER DAY.PEOPLE PUT PERFUME POWDER ON THEIR ARMPIT I JUST GOT ONE EXTRA PLACE TO PUT.
NEEDLESS 2 SAY 4 THE NEXT FEW WEEK I SMELL DAM NICE.(LUCKLY NOBODY SAY I SMELL LIKE AH KUA). I ACTUALLY USE UP 2 BOTTLE OF PERFUME POWDER. SO WHAT SAY U. IS THAT DESPERATE/CRAZY TO WIN A GIRLS HEART? BTW IF I SHOULD WIN THE PHONE CAN U KEEP MINE ID SECRET? I DON'T FANCY PEOPLE 2 KNOWN ME. "HORNY ANG MOH" IS JUST U NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR.
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HEY!YOU SHOULD LOOK AT MY EXPERSSION TOO WHEN I READ YOU COMMENT FOR THE FIRSTS TIME!!!IT IS PRICELESS TOO!!!!HE!HE!!!HE!!!!IF I AM KENNY SIA I WILL GIVE YOU THE PRICE!!!!
