#2 - 5/6 - Monday (BETA)
Monday, June 05, 2006
inspiration comes in gushes these days. I post a lot for a day and stop for the next few days before continuing again.
interesting excerpt from Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years. maybe it is just because I love comical relief.
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Dear Mr Brown (Mole's superior),
It is with great regret that I write to inform you of my intention to resign from the Department of the Environment (Where Mole works in). I will of course serve out my statutory two months notice. I have been unhappy for some time now with how the department is run. I feel that my talents have been wasted. Collecting badger faeces was not in my original job description.
Also, in my opinion, the protection of animals has reached ludicrous levels. The beasts have more rights than I do. Take bats. If I were to hang upside down and defecate in a church, I would be taken away to an institution (A Woodbridge Equivalent). Yet bats are encouraged by conservationists such as yourself, Mr Brown. It's no wonder that our churches are empty of parishioners (members of a particular place of worship, in this case church).
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of course the things in brackets are inserted by me. dont know how you all find it but it seems humour and sarcasm are mixed really well here.
must try to do the same next time. so no one will realise I am suaning him/her. ahaha.
interesting excerpt from Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years. maybe it is just because I love comical relief.
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Dear Mr Brown (Mole's superior),
It is with great regret that I write to inform you of my intention to resign from the Department of the Environment (Where Mole works in). I will of course serve out my statutory two months notice. I have been unhappy for some time now with how the department is run. I feel that my talents have been wasted. Collecting badger faeces was not in my original job description.
Also, in my opinion, the protection of animals has reached ludicrous levels. The beasts have more rights than I do. Take bats. If I were to hang upside down and defecate in a church, I would be taken away to an institution (A Woodbridge Equivalent). Yet bats are encouraged by conservationists such as yourself, Mr Brown. It's no wonder that our churches are empty of parishioners (members of a particular place of worship, in this case church).
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of course the things in brackets are inserted by me. dont know how you all find it but it seems humour and sarcasm are mixed really well here.
must try to do the same next time. so no one will realise I am suaning him/her. ahaha.
