SpikeHub LagOffline© Kelly Lim style
Friday, March 17, 2006
recently my internet connection went totally bonkers. it is the second time I faced such a terrible internet access crisis since I started using broadband in 2001.
so I shall rant and complain about SpikeHub LagOffline (StarHub MaxOnline) Kelly Lim style so that nobody can say that I am vulgar. hee.
*start kelly lim*
bloody hell I think of starhub I want to vomit blood. this few days I go online the internet slow like shit then open hardwarezone take five full minutes. wah lao eh then go download Bleach start happy happy 100++ then 10 minutes later 10kb/s only.
then the stupid modem hang then cannot go internet at all then I must plug out the stupid power connector which stupidly refuse to come out and I must use kungfu to go AIYEEEEEAHHHH! then the power connector break into half then turn off already then I go get elephant brand superglue to glue that bloody connector back then turn it on again. then I can bloody hell use internet.
starhub go eat shit and die lah you last time that bloody compaq laptop promotion so many people sign up then you dont bloody hell go upgrade your infrastructure and make everyone go bloody hell starhub so slow I play DotlAh/CounterShag/MapleStew/GunTower *insert online game name here* then halfway bloody hell kena disconnect because of the stupid pings.
*end kelly lim*
saying all these made me feel much better. if I send this to starhub they will probably never reply though. sigh. *droops head and walks away*
so I shall rant and complain about SpikeHub LagOffline (StarHub MaxOnline) Kelly Lim style so that nobody can say that I am vulgar. hee.
*start kelly lim*
bloody hell I think of starhub I want to vomit blood. this few days I go online the internet slow like shit then open hardwarezone take five full minutes. wah lao eh then go download Bleach start happy happy 100++ then 10 minutes later 10kb/s only.
then the stupid modem hang then cannot go internet at all then I must plug out the stupid power connector which stupidly refuse to come out and I must use kungfu to go AIYEEEEEAHHHH! then the power connector break into half then turn off already then I go get elephant brand superglue to glue that bloody connector back then turn it on again. then I can bloody hell use internet.
starhub go eat shit and die lah you last time that bloody compaq laptop promotion so many people sign up then you dont bloody hell go upgrade your infrastructure and make everyone go bloody hell starhub so slow I play DotlAh/CounterShag/MapleStew/GunTower *insert online game name here* then halfway bloody hell kena disconnect because of the stupid pings.
*end kelly lim*
saying all these made me feel much better. if I send this to starhub they will probably never reply though. sigh. *droops head and walks away*
